- 5 years ago
#50032
I don’t have too many tactful nicknames for my period, other than “that time of the month” or just calling it cramps or Mother Nature. I’ve also said that it’s my reminder that I’m in good health. I do say that my uterus is angry, or I like to say that my uterus is in the process of snailpooping itself. To freak out some of my guy friends, I’ll tell them that one of my internal organs is shredding itself and bleeding internally. Then explain that it’s just my period.