[LittleDerps]

What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A GIRAFFEic-jam

[littlegirllucy85]

Whats the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman?

Snowballs

(teeheehee XD)

[Covered_In_Chocolate]

A polar bear walks into a bar and goes to the bartender and says, "Barkeep! Give me a rum and ............................................................................ coke." The bartender looks at them and asks "why such the long pause," and they respond " oh these? I was born with them. :p

[MoonBadger]

Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.

(I'll get my coat.)

[Wyky]

What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall?

-Dam!

[gemmiebear]

My dad told me this one . . .

A man walks into a bar . . .
Ouch.

(Another one like it is-)

Three nuns walk into a bar
The fourth ducked.

[Rock_N_Roll_Writer]

Here's one I made up when I was in elementary school:

What's a turkey's favorite monster?

A Gobble-in.

[LittleFlowerPrince]

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?....




A pouch potato! Hehe I wove puns

[trenton87]

Do you know how to fix a flat tree?
With a lumberjack

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
a bad golfer goes wack, dang
and bad skydiver goes dang, wack

A chemist tried to reduce a liquid, he just couldn't concentrate

I read a book about singularitys the other day it really sucked me in

HahahahahahhaXD I love puns sooooo much

[Snowflake911]

I have a few

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

How many lips do flowers have? Tulip's

A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy