[babybluebird]

this is the only joke that ever comes to mind (when i'm asked to tell a joke)

question: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

answer: Because he was feeling crummy!

it's really corny and not littlespace related, but i think it's really cute and worth a giggle

[PoptartPrince]

Why did the orange stop rolling?

Because he ran out of juice!

Also another of my favorites:

Why did the Yak go to the bank?

To get a BuffaLOAN.

Those are the two that always make me laugh.

[babyboyo]

What do you call it when a bunch of bunny rabbits line up and all take one step back?

A receding hare line!!!

[ilovemydaddysoomuch]

what's the difference between an old dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

one's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean!!! ASHAHFEIVBRPEDOG@NBI:V HAHAHAHAAHAH


what did the big cat say to the monkey telling jokes?

stop! you'll make me puma pants!!


knock knock!
who's there?
owl says
owl says who?
that's right!!


my favorite

me: knock knock daddy
daddy: who's there?
me: interrupting cow
daddy: *sighs* interrupting cow wh-
me: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO